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HELLO FOLKS

This is a parody of my homepage.
If you looking for formal page (with serious information,cv,etc), please click this link {HomePage Pro}
This site is about me and informations, which I want share with you in sarcastic and ironic way.


Why you did parody of home page?

I very like ironic and sarcastic sense of humour. Most of homepages stun perfection which is very often is similar to divinity .I want to avoid to show me using this rusted pattern of divinity and i want to show myself by using sense of humour which i like most.


I hope, you will enjoy read.

HEALTH AND SAFELY INFORMATION!
READ THIS FIRST!

If you are a fan of the health and safely,then please tick below and confirm that you sign a pact with devil.

As one of most important part of your culture. I prepared these paragraph called 'health and safely'. to inform you about things that all normal people knows but some people with plants instant of brain need to be inform or they going to court because "they have no idea that coffee can be hot in cup" and they expect compensation (court should sent this people to primary school instead giving compensation).Anyway, here you have few warning and health and safely information to be aware what bad can happen to you. Basic requirements:
- you need use brain wisely.
- you need read with understand.
- you need understand sarcasm.
Emergency exit are somewhere in upper corner (left or right depend on OS) and they don't look like that:


PAGE INCLUDE INFORMATION WHICH ARE MAKE IRONIC FROM EVERYTHING.IN FACT,THIS MAYBE OFFEND YOUR ANY KIND OF FEELING.SO, IF SOMETHING HAPPEN LIKE THIS, YOU MUST LEAVE THIS PAGE AND NEVER BACK,IF YOU ARE STAY ON THOSE PAGES YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY DAMAGE ON YOUR MIND, SOUL, BODY AND ETC.DON'T CRY IF YOU IGNORED THIS MESSAGE AND LATER,THIS PAGE HURTS YOU!

I read warning above and i take responsibility for any damage which this page can cause.(if you read any page you automatically tick this)

THIS PAGE IS VERY DANGEROURS FOR YOU PSYHE!