FREQUENCY ANSWERED QUESTION
This is mini FAQ. They are some questions and answers,which you ask me.
DO I READ?
Yes (Really! Why are you so surprised? STOP LAUGHING!). I usually read text messages in my mobile, mostly the ones I receive from the operator about amazing promotions (and only network operator remembers about me). Sometimes I read books, especially Discworld series (which makes me laugh every time ;). Most of my reading time is spent on reading about abstractions (from physics, chemistry to computer science) because this is the topic of my studies :).
DO I UNDERSTAND WOMEN?
YES. I know,it sounds weird but conversation with women is like game in Scrabble - every word counts.In fact talk with women is simply when you are IT guy, because you can translate gibberish into server respond which is understandable to IT guy.
- No = 200 OK
- Do you think that i should wear this or that ? = 300 Multiple Choices
- Where is bunch of flowers ? = 400 Bad Request
- Married women= 401 unauthorised
- Date , Shopping = 402 Payment Required
- You can't go out with her = 403 Forbidden
- I going out for shopping with my friends = 404 Not Found
- I need ask my mom = 407 Proxy Auth. Required
- Why you didn't respond to my text which i sent to you 5 minutes ago = 408 Request Timeout
- Who was that girl which you talk with her last night? = 409 Conflict
- Room is cleaned = 410 Document Removed
- What is that? take viagra pills = 411 Length Required
- What? You don't have condoms = 412 Precondition Failed
- It seems you overdose viagra. = 413 Request Entity Too Large
- I DON'T WANT EAT MEAT! I am vegetarian = 415 Unsupported Media Type
- You did not clean our kitchen = 417 Expectation Failed
- migraine, hangover = 500 Internal Server Error.
- Because, I though that ... = 501 Not Implemented.
- You need clean plate after eat.Do not put them on floor! = 502 Bad Gateway.
- Headache = 503 Service Unavailable.
- Have you finished already? = 504 Gateway Timeout.
Why you did parody of home page?
I very like ironic and sarcastic sense of humour. Most of homepages shows person's "perfection".I want to avoid to show me using this rusted pattern of divinity and i want to show myself by using sense of humour which i like most.
Where is Aberystwyth?
Aberystwyth is on end of the world.
From Aber to somewhere is always too far ;).
Aberystwyth is in Wales(UK). Btw. NO,Aberystwyth is not in England! Aberystwyth is in Wales!
WHY SOMETHING DOES NOT WORK on Internet Explorer?
It is not my fault, that you using this junk. For your safely and health of many web developers .. use a proper software to browse Internet like Opera, Chrome or Firefox.
DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
DO YOU SPEAK CHINESE?
I hope .. someday!
DO YOU SPEAK POLISH?
less and less fluent :(.
ARE YOU FEEL COLD?
WHY YOU DON'T PUT ANY PHP CODE,CGI CODE,ONZ CODE,INTRO IN FLASH AND OTHER TRENDY ADDONS(GUEST BOOK,FORUM,QUIZ,BLOG)?
BECAUSE THIS PAGE IS NOT FOR HORNY TEENS,TEACHERS(IF TEACHER FROM UNIVERSITY READ THIS I WOULD LIKE TO SAY.I LIKE ANY TEACHERS AND ANY LECTURES*) OR CV FOR employers.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SPAM?
Great ideal! It's the best part of Internet.
Because I don't feel lonely,a social outcast or a feeling of alienation(in real is different)!
thanks to this creation i receive huge of amount message (by email,sms,instant messenger)and i feel,that someone care of me in health,money,love respects
For example.See on first of mail,which i receive today. Someone,which name is Randall Ratliff write to me e-mail where i can buy cheap viagra,cialis,levitra,xamax,valium, soma or something against bird-flu.
Another example. A Mio Komori want to get me more know closer.It this letter i can read something about her.She is a model,because on her homepage(i receive link to her WWW) is many photos (where was very hot, I judging this from how many clothes has on oneself).On this page is also trailer,when she said something about herself.
I don't understand what she said,but Asian language look easy in spite of how strange looks character in this language,but everything in speak is limited to few syllable,for example "oh" "ah" "eh" "fuck me" "yeah baby" and few more.(If somebody does NOT believe Mio Komori exists,you can check this using search in Google or press this link -> Google:Search "mio komori".You can find many page about this nice girl(who send email to me))
Many people and company care about my finance. For example o2-uk,which send me many e-mails with information about how to win money.Just send text (which cost only 10pounds ) and you usually receive 20000pounds.Sounds easy?